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Onion Gamers Network, The Onion’s gaming-specific news outlet, debuted in 2019. I’m a part of the original group of contributing writers, helping to craft a brand-new, unique voice to fit within The Onion universe and really irritate the weirdest guy you know.
The 11 Best Games To Play For The Nintendo Switch
Super Mario Maker 2: In this X-rated romantic simulator, choose to play as either Mario’s mother or father as you try to conceive the eponymous hero plumber.
Most Anticipated Games Of The Fall
Pistol Whip: This hypnotic VR shooter lulls players into a rhythmic trance of violence, proving that although video games don’t cause mass shootings, it’s not from a lack of trying.
Greatest Video Game Weapons Of All Time
Golden Gun (GoldenEye 64): The titular weapon from Ian Fleming’s The Man With The Golden Gun was altered in the N64 classic to be capable of the unthinkable: killing a person with a single bullet.
Tips For Getting Started On ‘Psychonauts 2’
Contribute To Your FSA: You may be tempted to spend all of your psitanium on items and upgrades, but consider setting aside some of that currency for your in-game Flexible Spending Account. Doing so will allow you to spend pre-tax psitanium on Raz’s much-needed talk therapy and other wellness tools.
